A: So, uh, mom . . . Why am I bathing in the sink? This is new.

M: Don't worry about it, kiddo, just enjoy.
A: But you know I'm naked, right? And in front of a window?
A: . . .
M: Dude, you're a baby. You've never cared.
A: Oh yeah, right! Now get outta here, I want to play!
